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A vaginal projectile, propelled by the force of a particularly powerful queef. Usually a crusted remnant of a womans most recent ovulat..
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The act of oral pleasure upon a female who is endowed with a rather spacious twat.
i had to go down on your gran with ski's on for..
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(a)Anything you want it to be. (b)Has to be little.
I had a little schmoodleon my face after i was done my salad.
See shmoodle..