Steak-umms

What is Steak-umms?


1.

Paper-thin slices of grayish meat that are the staple of college guys and welfare moms. One of the few meat products that takes longer to unwrap than cook.

Dan eats nothing but steak-umms and frozen pizza when hes at school

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