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what one does when it's fucking hot!
Fuck me it's so hot I'm sweating like a scouser in Dixons..
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A device that calculates the life expectancy of a planet.
The Zweniphantometer predicts that the earth will end in 2012.
See life, ear..
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Procrastinating through the act of consuming edible materials such as the Snack or Quick Bite.
'The essay was too terrible to face..