What is Stealth Moose?
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a female that looks tempting from afar but is 'a horse-frightener' when viewed up close. see 'trick dog'. Related to 'lager beauty'
When I saw her through the pub window buying chips i had to go and chat her up but she turned out to be a stealth moose
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stealth moose is when you are in a bar and you think you see a good looking lass and when you get close you notice see is a monster.
"look over there at that stealth moose"
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