What is Stealth Pooh?
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The mysterious ability girls develop in long term relationships to pooh without smell or sound so that you never, ever, on pain of death catch them laying cable.
(to girlfriend in bathroom) "Hey honey, you gonna be long in there?"
"No sweetie, just flossing"
(to himself) "Yeah right, taking a stealth pooh more like"
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To engage a woman in the sexual act of a 'Spit Roast' by surprise. This daring manouevre is best inititate with oral sex first..
