Stealth-wank

What is Stealth-wank?

Having a sly J Arthur in the presence of someone else without them knowing. If in bed with your sleeping partner, a cock-sockis most oftem employed.

Had a stealth-wank last night because I couldn't sleep, it soon knocked the edge off me and I was in sleepsville within seconds.

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