What is Stealth-wank?
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Having a sly J Arthur in the presence of someone else without them knowing. If in bed with your sleeping partner, a
Had a stealth-wank last night because I couldn't sleep, it soon knocked the edge off me and I was in sleepsville within seconds.
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Unplug the earphones is an activity commenced when you are home alone. You sit down in front of your computer, turn on the porn and inst..
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The inability to go out in public without matching belt to handbag to shoes to jewellery. Often using one very strong colour.
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