What is Steamed Clam?
1.
Pussy after a shower. The best taste on Earth.
I ate this chicks steamed clam the other day. i love pussy right after a shower.
2.
Exhaling hot, moist air through your girlfriends underwear and heating up her crotch taco.
She wasn't in the mood until I dropped my face in her lap and gave her a Steamed Clam.
3.
When a couple is spooning (the man is the "little spoon" and the female is the "big spoon") and the man surprises his lady by releasing a hot, wet fart onto the her clam, thus steaming it. Voila, STEAMED CLAM!!!
Dude, I made some delicious steamed clam(s) last night...in bed!
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4.
The act of eating out a girl while in a hot steamy shower.
Dude: So what're you gunna have for dinner?
Dude2: I don't know about you, but I'm having steamed clam.
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5.
When a female presses her genitalia against a window, to be viewed by onlookers on the other side. The female version of the 'pressed fruit bowl'.
Dude, you should have seen it. All the girls in the next car were flashing us, but Christy wanted to one-up them all, so she totally brought out the steamed clam!
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6.
A variation of the Cleveland steamer, this is the act of defecating into a woman's vagina.
I'm going to humiliate your mother by giving her a steamed clam.
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