What is Steaming Klingon?
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A sex act that is performed by:
First, defecating on partner's forehead. Then, sitting on the feces with ass-crack centered. Upon removing ass-crack, feces will form the "Klingon-esque" forehead ridge.
That's the last time I ever get drunk with John. I passed out by the toilet, and he tried to give me a Steaming Klingon.
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v. To hit the snooze button one (or more) times too many, resulting in at least a rushed morning, if not actual lateness.
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