Steaming Klingon

What is Steaming Klingon?


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A sex act that is performed by:

First, defecating on partner's forehead. Then, sitting on the feces with ass-crack centered. Upon removing ass-crack, feces will form the "Klingon-esque" forehead ridge.

That's the last time I ever get drunk with John. I passed out by the toilet, and he tried to give me a Steaming Klingon.

See sex act, klingon, scat, shit, forehead, star trek, poop, hot carl, cleveland steamer


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