What is Steaming Tom?
1.
When one slips a glove on (just after taking a fallacious dump, preferably mudbutt-wise) scooping up a turd and then squishing said turd in thy hand. And rubbing the glove the on chosen victim's face in their sleep.
Samuel: Watch where you walkin prick!
Dylan: Bitch Imma give ya a Steamin Tom if you keep that shit up!
Noah: NO! He didn't mean it! Don't give my white friend a steaming tom!
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