What is Steamland Cleaver?
1.
A variation of the cleaveland steamer where one also urinates on his partner.
"I heard the bitch got a cleaveland steamer"
" na dude she got it worse... she got a fuckin steamland cleaver"
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2.
A sexual act in which the male defecates on the female's chest upon climax, then cuts her head off. See 
Flomo's so hardcore, he gets a steamland cleaver from ALL the fly bitches.
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