What is Steamy Dave?
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It's where the male shits half way out, you know like a prairie dog, and then lets it harden into a penis-shaped form. You can possibly use a type of adhesive to make it harden, but I'm not quite sure what really works yet. Then you pursue to fuck someone really hard with the hardened piece of shit, and resulting in it crumbling in their vagina.
Yep.
After four months of preparation, I gave Thelma a Steamy Dave.
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After four months of preparation, I gave Thelma a Steamy Dave.
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