What is Steamy Kitty?
1.
The rare reverse of a hot Richard. Usually takes place while lying on a couch together watching reality TV, preferrably shows with the words "real" or "top" in the title or anything on Bravo. The female is the outer spoon (which contributes to the rarity of this event) while the male is the inner spoon. The male relaxes and releases a hot sometimes smelly flatulence directly on the female's genital region.
Dude1: last night we were watching the Hills and it turned out that Spencer cheated on Heidi.. I was so surprised that I gave my girl a steamy kitty.
Dude2: did it smell?
Dude1: not as bad as when she gave me a hot Richard. That was awful!
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