Steel Toe Danish

What is Steel Toe Danish?

shove your big toe in a bitches schfinkter..wiggle it around a little bit..toe her asshole good..then put your tootsie toe in her mouth.

Dear Journal

I cant stand shit on my thumb so i decided to give my girl a steel toe danish today instead.

Love,

Travolta

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Zepptitude

1. Having great knowledge and a strong affinity for all things relating to the gods that are Led Zeppelin. - Dude, did you hear about that..

Left Nut

1. n. a part of one's anatomy that one would sacrifice to experience something exceptional I'd give my friggin' left nut ..

Zzaped

1. The act of ignoring your children to play on the internet. Man Steve Zweig really zzaped his kids this weekend. See neglect..

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