What is Steely Dan?
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(1) proper name of a steam powered dildo from the novel "Naked Lunch" by William S. Burroughs.
(2) jazzy rock band from the 70's, most of whom's subtle lyrics are about heavy heavy drug use, ludacrus sex and suicide. curiously, a favorite of house wives everywhere for their soft tones and smooth vocals.
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n.
1) Large Metal Dildo
2) Jazz/Rock group, often considered to be an actual person by retarded people.
1) Mary is strapping on a rubber penis: "Steely Dan III from Yokohama," she says, caressing the shaft.
2) "That Steely Dan guy is awesome, I love all his albums"
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When a band has a vibe that is one of a kind.
"Man, this band is awesome!" "Yea, such a Steely Dan, too bad they are only in town for 1 night."
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A Massive Metal
Jorge: "Holy Shit it's a Steely Dan!"
Tim: "I'll use that on my girl tonight!"
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5.
a Marino. "Steak tips, barabaque sauce, Mayo, cheese, and a bun."
dude, i totally munched on a delicious steely dan the other day.
Oh man, this steely dan im eating is totally not a large metal dildo.
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Slang for the Steel Reserve 40 oz beverage, also called High Gravity, and 211. Steely Dan is by far the foulest tasting 40 commonly available on the market.
Steely Dan, like Mad Dog, is consumed by members of the Trinity KKD fraternity because only real men would willingly submit themselves to a Steely Dan.
You ready to meet Steely Dan?
Oh yeah, bring it on, I'm going to make Steely Dan my bitch!
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The term "Steely Dan" was originally used by the british to describe the act of a man spending a night with a prostitute. Doing a "Steely Dan" was the complete act of soliciting, going with and eventually having sexual intercourse with a lady of the evening.
"I hear Nigel did a little steely dan,... aye, got a leg over wif dat tart he met at the pub,...shagged her rotten he did,...idinit"
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