What is Steezo?
1.
The system of values or principles by which one lives by. A result of combining one's steelo and steez. The reflection of one's steezo most often arises when he/she is placed in a situation where crucial decisions are required.
Jerry: She's into it.
George: Into what?
Jerry: The menage.
George: That's unbelievable!
Jerry: Oh, it's a scene man.
George: Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?
Jerry: What are you talking about? I'm not gonna to do it!
George: You're not doin' it? What do you mean, you're not goin to do it?!
Jerry: I can't. I'm not an orgy guy!
George: Are you crazy?! This is like discovering plutonium...by accident!
Jerry: Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains. I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting...
As you can see, the orgy scene was not in accordance with Seinfeld's steezo.
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A mexican tribal master who tunes turbo timers, lives in broward, and observes chicks wit dicks on the internet. Other symptoms of steezonitis : dirty nails and hair/ really bad haircut/ no money/49th street emperor/ king of salsa/ricecooking bastard/asshole and a half/coloncleanser/shitbrick/dipstick/ slow talon/ fontaine's daughter/
YO lookin like steezo.....
Quit being a fucking steezo, you loser!
3.
ones personal image or style pretaining to rolling on at least 24's or 4 carots.
Yo Dog, Check my Steezo up in this peace aa'iight
