What is Stefan?
1.
A sex machine some may call him. Usually has bitches talking about how good looking he is and how badly they want to suck his dick and have him cum in their eye.
OMFG. Stefan busted in my eye last night. It tastes like coca-cola. mhhhm good. i love him.
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2.
If someone is named stefan they will be great lovers and the best bf you will ever have. They are also very talented in many things but especially in sport.
if you ever meet a guy names stefan he will be the coolest person ever.
"Wow i meat this guy called Stefan, hes the coolest guy ever!!"
"my boyfriend Stefan is the best lover ever!"
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3.
A creature from the Machine world. Forged from the hardest steels of Croatia and the densest irons of Serbia, this unstoppable force destroys all in it's path. Distantly related to it's American counter-part, Hugh. Socially inept due to it's tendancy to kill people. Has a strong dis-like of slags. Hates those of Chinese ethnicity. Has large radar-like ears in order to hear if "the threat from the east" approaches. Liable to injury, £7 Billion of the taxpayer's money spent on it's healthcare.
Random Chinese Man: Hello
Stefan: I'll crack your skull *checks man through wall*
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4.
The sexiest man alive.The best in bed. He has my heart in his hands. The best boyfriend in the entire world.The one person I can call my best friend forever. Made with the perfect personality. The BEST sense of humour. Someone I hope I will never lose. <3
Stefan, you are amazing!
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5.
the boy who broke my heart
i loved you so much.
and you let me down stefan.
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6.
A Man some may call him, though it is in fact a construded truth. Stefan descended up from the fiery depths of hell wearing an epic pair of leather pants with his knob hanging out.... yes the whole 12 inches. Then the darkened skies were lit up with the crack of thunder, like the crack of the whip used to Pump his own mother....because Incest is okay in hell.
Anyway, Stefan killed Asian folk and jungle men, fucked the shit out of dirty Jap girls and wanked off on the face of Miley Cyrus after pummelling her fudd hole like a fucking train on smack.
Stefan was a living GOD.
OMFG, Miley Cyrus looks like she's just been pummeled. Stefan must be nearby.
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7.
A guy who plucks hair from his ballsack and puts it in his left ear. To describe how much he is in love with himself.
Look at this guy playing Kingdom hearts, He is such a Stefan
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