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One who would rather stay in his hotel room and jack off masterbatethan bang some Ho(s).
<knock> <knock>
Quit hitch hiking..
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What everyone from Washington DC calls Washington DC.
Q: Hey, where are you?
A: In Virginia, heading back to the district.
See washin..
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What you say when you see your TV floating at night.
"Hunny, is the TV moving?"
"Drop my TV, nigga!"
See Ice..