What is Stellarton?
1.
The most bitchin' town in Nova Scotia, filled with awesome people who are cooler that you will ever be. (:
Person 1 : where are you from ?
Person 2 : stellarton .
Person 1 : holy shit, i must bow down before your greatness!
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2.
1.Where the sex is most often
Known as Atlantic Canada's "Pedo Playground", the place pedophiles can chill with cops, and do the same things; children.
2.Any area that has corrupt government, police forces, is a cesspool of drugs, has greasey -- usually "emos" or "hoods" -- children that love their drugs, or has no age limits for sex.
3. A mythological area known as "Alcantarilla Ciudad", supposedly the site of a giant sewage center that rose from the depths of the earth due to the psychopathic (and ancient) Sinister Methamphetaminos cultists; whom were, apparently, very literal to their name.
4.A small shithole that resides in the worst side of Canada, this is the lowest gradient of Earth regarding Acamademian Standards. The only two school programs that are even relatively helpful to students in any way are
*Let it be noted that, in this school region only, can IB and OPP students be friends.*
1. Stellarton Town Sign:
"Pedo central, where children can be skullfucked legally, and old geezers/bitches can get down and dirty in the sewers or streets."
2."I'd rather be in Neverland Ranch shower rooms, with Michael Jackson, naked, before I'd ever go into a Stelly area."
3. "It's the lost city of Alcantarilla Ciudad! Run for your MOTHERFUCKING LIFE!!"
4. A law term. Most oft used in court, when referring to background conditions.
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