What is Stelling?
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The absolute best brand of banjos on earth.
Stelling Banjos = SEX
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To keep a friend informed of vital sports scores/incidents via text messages while they are otherwise engaged. E.g. at a wedding, abroad or on a shopping trip with their partner.
Named for Jeff Stelling, presenter on Sky Sports, who gives out live scores and incidents during Saturday's programme of football.
I'm on the beach in Barbados, can you Stelling me the Liverpool game?
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russian version of "BOLLOCKS!!"
like bollocksbu in russian
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