What is Stelling?
1.
The absolute best brand of banjos on earth.
Stelling Banjos = SEX
See
2.
To keep a friend informed of vital sports scores/incidents via text messages while they are otherwise engaged. E.g. at a wedding, abroad or on a shopping trip with their partner.
Named for Jeff Stelling, presenter on Sky Sports, who gives out live scores and incidents during Saturday's programme of football.
I'm on the beach in Barbados, can you Stelling me the Liverpool game?
See
Random Words:
1.
A Pillow Dragon is a character who is a dragon, and he looks like he can get lots of shit done, but instead he is just a stupid, lazy ba..
1.
Meaning someone who is SO over mardi gras
"Stuart is SO over mardi gras, get me a milk crate, out of here! I cant believe he is a ..
