Stelmocked

What is Stelmocked?

An exorbitant rent increase due to provincial government inactivity. Named for Alberta premier Ed Stelmach.

Oh man, I got stelmocked for another 300 bucks a month!

See rent, alberta, calgary, edmonton, canada, boom

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