Stelzner

What is Stelzner?


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The male version of Stelzner usually refers to a handsome man of stately poise. Often seen sleeping in random bathrooms and devoid of cranial hair.

Friend 1: "Man, Did you see that guy passed out in the bathroom???"

Friend 2: "Yeah. probably had too many margaritas and fell asleep!"

Friend 1: "He's such a stelzner"

See bathroom, drunk, sleepy time, hottie, stud


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