What is Step Father?
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1st Step Father: the guy you think will be the best father figure youll ever get in your life. he doesn't really talk much, just sits around and plays video games but i guess you cant really complain for 10 years.
1st Ex Step Father: when your mom divorces your first step dad cause he's lacking in personality, he marries an evil bitch who makes him her puppet, disowns you cause you were never his real kid in the first place, and is just a complete dick all around.
2nd Step Father: 3rd times the charm for your mom! Real dad isn't really around a whole lot and when he is we dont get along. 1st step dad didnt go well. But 2nd Step Dad is a dream come true! By now your two old to open up to a "father figure" but he's the best damn big brother you could ever ask for! He looks out for ya, hangs out with you, boxes with ya, wants to beat up the people at school who hurt you, plays rock band with you till no end, and just flat out is an all around cool guy.
me: hey you wanna go do somethin?
real father: *ignores you and continues playing with his new baby from his 3rd wife*
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me: hey you wanna go do somethin?
step father 1: *grunt.. continues playing video games*
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me: hey, you wanna go so somethin?
Step father 2: FUCK YEAH!
*we go do something random*
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