What is Stepfather?
1.
1) A stupid
2) A little girl inside an old man's body who has never had personal growth. Often yells out and trys to grow teenie-tiny little balls during arguments- teenie-tiny little balls that soon disappear just as soon as they came.
3) A diabetic alcoholic.
4) A complete loser who is known to have abandoned his wife in the middle of the night on the Las Vegas Strip with no money, cell phone, or way of finding her way back to the hotel- all because he threw a baby fit.
5) A total
6) A person who somehow hasn't been divorced by my mother and/or shot by his stepson.
7) A little man who sits on a 4 inch thick pillow atop his seat to give him that extra height while driving his lifted truck so that he can feel like a big boy for once in his life.
I wish that my mom would have shopped around a lot more because the defective asshole that tricked her into letting him put a ring on her finger has turned out to be a typical stepfather.
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2.
A man, sometimes with the best of intentions, who falls in love with and marries a woman with children. Someone that everyone gangs up on and that will never belong even if he treats everyone very well. Step-fathers-mothers-brothers-sisters aren't necessarily "wicked" because of their behavior, but are because of the nature of the situation. Some stepfathers are messed up, but some aren't and are mistreated by the majority of the household. Years of hurt sometimes surface as anger and everything falls apart. Unfortunately, divorce is necessary in some cases.
Stepfathers aren't all bad.
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3.
n. One who doesn't feel like he needs forgiveness for physt-abuse and arrested development which has led to emotional confusion for the recipient in adulthood. One who also shifts the blame for a divorce due to suppressed guilt on this same individual, because a passive mother is awakened. A
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stepfather is only human and not a God.
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