What is Stephanie Meyer?
1.
An author who deserves an award, probably because of the fact that she has brainwashed the most teenage girls in the smallest amount of time.
Readers of her books a.k.a. the Twilight series our often arrogant to how annoying it is to talk about the book. Most boyfriends don't want to hear about how Edward is so great and sexy, etc.
(Phone Conversation)
Me: So how was Valentine's Day?
Her: Good, but if would have been better if you were Edward...
Me: wtf?
Her:babbles on for hours not realizing how annoying it is
(3 hours later...)
Cop: So chief, what was the cause of death?
Police Chief: Suicide, the victim apparently wasn't a fan of the Stephanie Meyer
Cop: How do you figure that?
Police Chief: He wrote "Twilight Sucks" on his death note
Cop: Wow... that's the fifth one this week
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The woman who very recently put
Her books urge teen girl not only to want an Edward of their own, but to think they need one.
The main character, Bella Swann is weak, backboneless, and cares nothing about herself. Also, her height and weight in the books: 5'4'' and 110 pounds, indicate that she has a below-healthy BMI.
Sounds like some wishful thinking on SM's part.
"What you just said was so anti-feminist that it sounds like something from a Stephanie Meyer book!"
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3.
A crappy author who probably dreamt twilight from smoking to much pot
Stephanie Meyer created: Sparkly Vampires, Pedophile Werewolfs, etc.
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4.
The author of what could have been a decent series, but failed epically in that department when The Necronomicon- I MEAN - Breaking Dawn came out.
Someone I would like to punch in the face with a book. Preferably with a huge hardback cover book.
Who would you like to punch in the face because she failed so hard?
Stephanie Meyer.
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5.
A fucking genius
Smart person- The Twilight books are amazing, Stephanie Meyer is a fucking genius.!
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