Stephie

What is Stephie?


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A stephie is a mammal with short hair that crawls around on all fours most of the time, but has the ability to walk upright for brief moments until it runs into a tree or other debris. They were first discovered in the mountains of eastern Pennsylvania. An average stephie's mammary glands are suitable to feed a litter of 12 easily. They are scavengers and depend on other wildlife around the area. The do have a distinct smell similar to raw sewage, mostly because stephies consume the waste of other animals in their surrounding environment.

Guy 1 on hiking trip: "Yo! check out that almost bald creature over there eating that pile of horse crap! what the heck is that thing?"

guy 2: "Oh thats just a stephie. i wouldn't go too close to that, they are thieves and they stink

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