What is Stern?
1.
To pull a stern - Getting extremly drunk by stealing a bottle of beverages from the bar in a club, and finishing it alone.
Must include puking and passing out (in the shower) on the next day's morning.
Includes puking in the club, puking in the taxi (having his friends pay for the taxi cleaning service), drop down the stairs, getting dropped several times by his mates trying to carry him back.
"Hey man, whats up with R.?"
"He pulled Stern yesterday!... Passed out and we had to carry him back"
"Where is he now?
"Still puking - in the bathroom atm."
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"Let's get sterned tonight"
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2.
a. The King of All Media.
b. A true genius of radio and TV.
c. An extremely ugly man that beautiful women want to f--- (me included).
People who don't get it: "I hate that Stern. He's so rude."
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3.
a meaning more uncommon but still existing is 'asshole'; this originated from an episode of popular sitcom 'friends' in which chandler exclaims - 'i like it in the stern!'
'i like it in the stern!'
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4.
to make up lies to a female to get sex.
"I sterned this girl, and by the end of the date she believed I played pro baseball and had sex with her that night"
"Just be honest with this girl, don't stern her."
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5.
Something kickass, good, fun, incredible, unbelievable.. etc.
That was a stern toke.
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6.
a intimidating look only perfected by some who have the talent, in which the head is slightly on the side and the eyes have a 'im cooler then you' look about them
Person 1: "what is that look that girl is giving me?"
Person 2: "thats anna, stern anna"
7.
Cathphrase of The Nanny Bumpkin reflecting her demeanor.
ex: "LISTEN VEHEMENTLY OLD WOMAN, I AM GIVING A PROTERITE DICTIONARY DEFINITION, I AM UNDERWHELEMED I AM STERN."
