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When one is available for receiving e-mail. This sometimes results in one 'swarming around his inbox' and doing nothing useful..
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A hotel bellboy, ideally one wearing a wack uniform with a stupid-looking organ-grinder cap. No racial connotation, he (usually) can be..
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The act of freezing an item of pivotal importance to a flatmate in an ice-cream tub full of water for no good reason other than banter.
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