What is Stetson?
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An American name for males. Stetsons are usually independant, fun loving, curious, and friendly. Stetsons are chick magnets who have thriving love lives because girls can't resist their charm. Stetsons' love matches are girls with names for love, such as Kristen or Amanda. Stetsons are charming, handsome, and intelligent. Men named Stetson are notorious for their large penises.
Stetson was great in bed last night.
This is my son, Stetson.
Stetson here graduated top of his class.
Oh, Stetson! Don't stop! YES! YES! YES!
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The cologne of the true American ladies man. Stetson is the key to any woman's heart. With it's deep musty smell, it's a classic that will never go out of style. Check out Stetson: Untamed, get it while it's hot people.
Woman: EWW what's that smell!!!?
Stetson Wearer: That's the smell of desire, baby.
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A type of hat.
Steers and queers?
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Cool, sweet or even awesome
yo hommie that hat is stetson
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Old man stink see also: Foagie Funk
Why does that elevator smell like stetson, fucking geezers.
