Steve Harwood

What is Steve Harwood?


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Pulling a steve harwood, is the act of trying to initiate anal sex with an unwilling participant, and hoping that they won't notice. Such excuses as 'oops i slipped' or 'i'm lost' maybe used in defence.

'He tried to pull a steve harwood on me' If this is attempted on you, the person in question should be severely reprimanded, and informed that it is infact a 'one-way-system-mate'

See brown wings, anal invasion, one way


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