What is Steve Harwood?
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Pulling a steve harwood, is the act of trying to initiate anal sex with an unwilling participant, and hoping that they won't notice. Such excuses as 'oops i slipped' or 'i'm lost' maybe used in defence.
'He tried to pull a steve harwood on me' If this is attempted on you, the person in question should be severely reprimanded, and informed that it is infact a 'one-way-system-mate'
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Placing any kind of screen (ideally the bottom of a small strainer) against the anus, then defecating through it, ideally with a soft-co..
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inserting your own finger into ones anus then running said finger across the top lip of some unfortunate stupid cunt.
keith was talking..
