Steveland Cleamer Edit Meaning

1.

The act of rubbing one's chest in a steaming pile of fecal matter.

We stumbled upon a pile of shit, so we got Laura to do a Steveland Cleamer.

See cleveland, steamer, poop, shit, fecal matter

2.

n. The inverse act of the acclaimed Cleveland Steamer.

The sexual act by which the pooper defecates while down on their hands and knees and the poopee approaches from behind, rolling their chest on the pooper's buttox in order to spread the feces on themselves. The result is mashed poop.

Dick had White Castle last night. Jane wants to get down and dirty. Dick gives Jane a Steveland Cleamer. Jane is filthy.

See poop, cleveland steamer, shit, feces, mess

3.

This is a complicated maneuver. You will need a partner, a six foot deep hole, 69 pounds of dirt and an umpire's mask. First bury you partner neck deep in the hole. Next gently place the umpire's mask on his/her face. Finally, when your partner least expects it you drop your pants and shit all over the mask & their face.

My baseball gear is getting cleaned because last night I gave your girlfriend a Steveland Cleamer.

See cleveland steamer, shit, hole, dirt, 69