Steven Gerrard

What is Steven Gerrard?


1.

The captain of the most successful team in Britain, Liverpool F.C. Captained his team in the Champions League Final 2005 against AC Milan, leading them to victory in the greatest game ever. Stevie G lifted the fifth European Cup for his club, which is now for keeps! Contrary to popular belief, Steven Gerrard is better than Frank Lampard. Steven Gerrard gives his all every game unlike Frank Lampard. Motivates his team, often having to inspire his team to victory unlike Lampard. Stevie G produces the most amazing goals unlike Lampard who often takes credit for scoring deflected goals. Steven Gerrard is a LEGEND.

We won it at Wem-ber-ly

We' won it in Gay Paris

In 77 and '84 it was Rome

We've won it five times

We've won it five ti-i-imes

In Istanbul, we won it five times

When Emlyn lifted it high

He lit up the Roman sky

Thommo in Paris and Souness did it as well

We've won it five times

We've won it 5 ti-i-imes

In Istanbul, we won it five times

At Wembley we won it at home

Took 26,000 to Rome

20,000 to Paris when we won it again

We've won it five times

We've won it five ti-i-imes

In Istanbul, we won it five times

Steven Gerrard's eyes lit up

As he lifted the European Cup

21 years and now its coming back home

We've won it five times

We've won it five ti-i-imes

In Istanbul, we won it five times

See legend, captain, red, inspiration, outstanding, YNWA

2.

Steve Gerrard is the best all-round football player in the world at the moment. Nobody else combines defensive skills and attacking strength as he does so is therefore one of the few players who are actually priceless, even Chelsea not being able to get their grubby mits on him. Unbelieveable inspiration when the captain too, leading the way to two cup final comebacks in as many years for the best football club in the world. Immense.

"Shit did you see Gerrard score that goal in the FA Cup final, that was AAAAAMMMMMAAAAAZZZZZIIIIINNNNNGGGGG"

"Hahahaha chelsea are shit and they will lose the premiership next season because there is only one Steven Gerrard in the premiership"

See amazing, captain, lfc, football, soccer

3.

A cheating, diving cunt of a footballer who plays for Liverpool and England but should be in prison for the violent assualt of Marcus McGee in a Southport nightclub.

"Is there a bigger cunt in world football than Steven Gerrard?"

"I doubt it."

See liverpool, scouse, scousers, cheat, dive, diving, cunt, unemployed

4.

the most intolerable sports personality i have ever laid eyes on. i get depressed whenever i hear him talk. he dives almost every match to get a penalty or a free kick, then he complains when someone else dives against his team. A.K.A depressing, untalented, scouse, twat with no obvious personality.

there goes Steven Gerrard, diving to win yet another penalty.

one of these days he will dive and break his neck, just you wait and see.

See scouse, twat, wanker, tosser, bender

5.

Yet another overrated footballer, at least within these shores, for the all familar trait of being English.

He leads the hypocrisybrigade when it comes to the notions of all other footballers, especially foreign ones (i.e. Christiano Ronaldo) are cheats, yet he dived in the 2004 Champions' League Final, and does it regular for his club, Liverpool. Just ask fans of Sheffield United from the opening day of this season, or how about for England duty against Hungary before the World Cup. Of course, as he's English and white, it's "clever" play, unlike when someone like didier Drogba does it.

He also seems to fit into David Beckham's place on the right side of midfield for England very well - he constantly exposes the defence by going on runs up the field or cutting inside in search of his own personal glory, so everyone else has to cover for his ego. Just like he fits into Michael Owen's place at Liverpool due to winning penalties more often than any other player.

Steven Gerrard is the world's best midfielder (apart from the likes of Pirlo or Gattuso, who are World Class, not just players that look good against West Brom and Sunderland).

See football, soccer, england spirit, diver

6.

Once famed captain of Liverpool FC who saw his team lift the UEFA Cup and a chance to enter the Champions League. Now plans to leave Anfield, much to the anger of loyal Liverpool fans.

Clubs are currently asking for his services, inclucing Chelsea, Real Madrid, and AC Milan.

Mocked by fans of Chelseafor scoring own goal in Carling Cup. Chelsea wins Carling Cup.

Chelsea fans in Cardiff during Carling Cup: One Stevie Gerrard...


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