Steven Glansberg

What is Steven Glansberg?


1.

That kid who sits alone at lunch every day, eating his dessert.

From "Superbad".

Seth: Alright, let's stop this and just go get some dessert.

Evan: No, I can't. I gotta...go meet my counselor, I'm picking out my classes for next year.

Seth: ...what? So I gotta sit here and eat my dessert alone like I'm fuckin' Steven Glansberg?

*points at Glansberg*

Evan: I guess...yeah...I mean, what do you want me to do?

See superbad, comedy, lunch, dessert, alone

2.

The term 'Steven Glansberg' arised from the popular teen film 'Superbad'. In the film, he is refered to when Evan is about to leave Seth eating lunch alone and Seth says that he will now look like Steven Glansberg and there is a shot of him eating pudding all by himself.

So now if you see someone around eating lunch alone (works best in schools/colleges) be sure to say, "Hey Glansberg" or simply mutter to your friend, "Ha look at Steven Glansberg over there"

Jamie takes a seat in the cafeteria

Rich: "Na dont sit here, we'll look like fuckin Steven Glansbergs"

See superbad, school, college, cafeteria, lunch


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