Steven Harper

What is Steven Harper?


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A Canadian prime minister who has caused more ejaculations than all of the spice girls combined. A master of his trade who can make fundamentalist Christians into flaming homosexuals, he hides his prowess well under a cloak of political homophobia.

Steve: Damn, I just heard Steven Harper talk about finance reform and... and... I think I'm gay!

Evan: It's alright man, it happened to me after his speech on our foreign policy. Now let's ejaculate over his budget proposal.

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