Stevenism

What is Stevenism?


1.

Funny sayings for everyday nothings in our lives; truisms in creative expressions and songs

The singer belted out a Stevenism when he sang "I wouldn't have a girl who would have me" on his worn out guitar.

See truism, comedy

2.

An illness which can cause a person to be incredibly annoying and vinegar-scented. This often occurs in conjunction with Tourettes Guy Syndrome and can occur as either a long-term illness or a permanent illness. Unfortunately, the only cure currently known is death.

Person A (inflicted): Hey guys, or should I say... sup, dudes.

Person B: Umm... kay?

Person C: *sniff* Hmm...

Person A: Which entrance is better? The first or the second?

Person B: What the hell?

Person C: What smells like vinegar?

Person A: AAAARGH FUCK FUCK WHICH FUCKING ENTRANCE IS ASS DICKING BETTER?

Person B: *murder* There, that's better.

Person C: Ah, he must have contracted Stevenism. Poor fellow.

See stevenism, murder, tourettes, vinegar, hatred


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