What is Stewart?
1.
UA - Unauthorized Absence
SSgt. - "Smith"
PFC Smith - "Here"
SSgt. - "Stewart"
Sgt. Lexington - "UA!"
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2.
The action of loudly announcing to the whole room that one is about to defecate copiously and then leaving the room to do so.
Dick: "I'm gonna stewart!" *leaves*
Jane: "Why's he got to always stewart us?"
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3.
a dirty ass hair
I put a stewart in his hamburger.
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4.
A rather hyper ferret that is gay or just unusually feminine.
Your ferret is hella stewart, don't you think?
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