What is Stewartstown Station?
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The horrible stage of any long term relationship. When you stop having freaky experimental sex and start having boring middle-aged grown up sex. Usually highlighted by endless bouts of mind numbing missionary position.
Gabe and I are really excited about getting married, I just hope we don't move to Stewartstown Station.
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The awkward move from the bedroom or lounge to the bathroom, trousers round ankles, desperately trying not to drip semen everywhere, whi..
