What is Stfcbird?
1.
A woman often found pleasuring the tramps of Bonn Square in Oxford. Shameless in her pursuit of 'tramp jizz' there is not depth to which she will not sink. Often found
She could suck a golfball through a hosepipe, like STFCBird trying to get more tramp jizz.
2.
Westcountry slang.
A man from Oxfordshire who poses as a retarded woman when using internet forums.
Your last post on the internet was so embarassingly stupid like that of a STFCBird.
3.
The most beautful creature ever to grace our shores
The virgin Mary and Aphrodite proably looked like STFCBIRD
