What is Stfu Sex?
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Shut-the-fuck-up sex. Extremely limited talking during or after sex.
There's only 3 things I want to hear come out of your mouth.
1. "Oh my God"!
2. My first name.
3. "Breakfast is ready."
Otherwise, shut the fuck up. (STFU sex)
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