Stfu Sex

What is Stfu Sex?


1.

Shut-the-fuck-up sex. Extremely limited talking during or after sex.

There's only 3 things I want to hear come out of your mouth.

1. "Oh my God"!

2. My first name.

3. "Breakfast is ready."

Otherwise, shut the fuck up. (STFU sex)

See screamer, omfg, morning wood, morning head, Thew


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