Stfumilf

What is Stfumilf?


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Shut The Fuck Up, Mother I'd Like to Fuck

"Hey! STFUMILF or I'll punch you right in the cocksucker!"

"Please don't use that language around my daughter."

"Oh. OK. Sorry. My apologies to the both of you. Let's go to the post office now."


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