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water
The magical ingredient Jesus turned into wine.
I always bring a bottle of Jesus Wine with me, wherever I go, in case I get parch..
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guatemalan rum that you can get for about $7.34 per gallon, smooth taste, better than bacardi the only problem is you gotta fly your ass..
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Cool.
I saw Brendan Schloerb today, he was so fucking cool that my heart stopped for 2 seconds.
See cool, chuck norris, superman..