What is Sticker Paralysis?
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The effect caused by having a really awesome sticker and no appropriate place to use it.  General symptoms include keeping the sticker in a drawer and never actually using it.  Sometimes resulting in 
"I have contracted a case of sticker paralysis from this Vintage Apple sticker. I can't decide if I should put it on my fake plastic guitar or my rear window or my skateboard. It is too precious to use on just anything.
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