Sticky Buns

What is Sticky Buns?


1.

Butt cheecks that are covered with a sticky substance, usually honey, beer, or spooge

This girl I picked up passed out on my so I needed to relieve some pressure and jerked off on her rear giving her a bad case of the sticky buns.

See sticky, buns, stinky butt

2.

Waiting until your friend is passed out drunk, pull down his pants, and pour squeeze butter, honey, brown sugar, and peanuts into his hairy butt crack.

"He'd been out drinking at the Polish fest all day - I couldn't believe his wife called us over just so we could give him the sticky buns."

See hairemscarem, ballpark frank, dustbowl, coach, sara lee

3.

When a male fucks a womans buttcheeks as if he were titty fucking them and then skeets on her ass crack henceforth sealing it shut.

Me and my girlfriend baked some sticky buns last night

See milky way, pterodactyl, sandbagging, sex, skeeto

4.

cockney slang for having the runs

oh crap, i got the sticky buns

See runs, shits, runny poo


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