Sticky Crack Corn

What is Sticky Crack Corn?

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The term sticky-crack-corn refers to the "not so fresh" feeling one may experience on a hot and humid mid-summer day several hours after a looser bowl movement. The combination of residual fecal matter between the cheeks and sweat causes the condition to occur. This condition often results from poor wiping technique and generally lax personal hygiene. It is usually accompanied by pungent ripe ass odor and brown streaks in the undergarments. The name incorporates the classic black minstrel song Jimmy crack cornfor no related reason other than the combo was damn catchy

I crawled under the blankets with my honey and got a waft of some serious sticky crack corn.

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