What is Sticky John?
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When a man loves a woman/man/half-woman-half-man/lamp, and they're in a committed relationship built upon trust and a mutual confusion of Asian culture, and he wants to express his love for her/him/shim/lamp, he has doggy-style sex with her, and then pulls out and ejaculates all over her/his/heris/lamp's back and sticks an object to it such as a paper plate, a muffin, or a small foreign kid.
Howdy friend, I just Sticky Johnned a ping-pong paddle to your mother last night.
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dry, brown, crumbly, or otherwise low quality weed.
bam, being short for bammer, and schwag meaning weed.
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one of cartel's best songs. it's best enjoyed when you're driving and it's cold outside, nighttime, you're half..
