What is Sticky John?
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When a man loves a woman/man/half-woman-half-man/lamp, and they're in a committed relationship built upon trust and a mutual confusion of Asian culture, and he wants to express his love for her/him/shim/lamp, he has doggy-style sex with her, and then pulls out and ejaculates all over her/his/heris/lamp's back and sticks an object to it such as a paper plate, a muffin, or a small foreign kid.
Howdy friend, I just Sticky Johnned a ping-pong paddle to your mother last night.
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What a man says to a woman (usually a virgin) when she intends to have any kind of sex with him, but has doubts whether it is the right ..
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Something you say, when you try to laugh, but in the back of your mind your thinking, oh my god, this asshole needs to die.
HAHAHAHAHA,..
