What is Sticky John?
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When a man loves a woman/man/half-woman-half-man/lamp, and they're in a committed relationship built upon trust and a mutual confusion of Asian culture, and he wants to express his love for her/him/shim/lamp, he has doggy-style sex with her, and then pulls out and ejaculates all over her/his/heris/lamp's back and sticks an object to it such as a paper plate, a muffin, or a small foreign kid.
Howdy friend, I just Sticky Johnned a ping-pong paddle to your mother last night.
Random Words:
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To fornicate with a skanky, white-trash female.
My girlfriend is outta town, I need to snake a dirty whore.
I'd like to snake tha..
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While having intercourse with a girl in the shower doggy style, preferably with her hands against the wall, you suddnely take the shower..
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The guy who plays "spike" in Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
girl 1: what's with spike's white hair?
girl 2: james marst..
