Sticky Martinez

What is Sticky Martinez?


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When a girl beats you off with two hands, because your cock is just that fucking huge.

Miguels didn't really know what he was doing the first time he masturbated, so he gave himself a Sticky Martinez

See miguel, hot carl, cleveland steamer, martinez


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