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Being as drunk and as pathetic as David Hasslehoff after getting hammered
Dude you are totally hoff drunk!
See david, hasselhoff, hoff..
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When one goes for oral stimulation and ends up heading south of the border......this is when little Conchita is surprised with a tongue ..
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flaming flatuents that scorch the earth (not like solar lighting)
OMG! The S.S. Sordo crop circled all over this area causing mass dest..