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a drink with diet coke or pepsi and captain morgan
bartender: whatll it be
guy: give me a diet pirate
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You whisk up some eggs, have her lay down and prop up her ass real high,
take a funnel and pour the eggs in her pussy, then fuck her, ..
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If boobs had teeth these would be on top of the food chain with their immense size.
That girl I met last night was a rackasaurus.
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