Stillborn Edit Meaning

1.

It means dead on birth.

Johnny would have had a brother but he was a stillborn.

See death, fucked, omfg, gayed, lawlerskates

2.

1. A person born without life signs.

2. A project that never had any chance to succeed.

3. A nickname, although some would consider it offensive.

2: Johnson, your idea is stillborn, we're not going to carry it out.

See dead, plan, project, child, birth

3.

A person who plays online games such as Halo and just leaves their controller without actually quitting the game; thus leaving their online character stillborn and a liability in the online game. This is pretty much like being AFK (Away From Keyboard) except it is fucking stupid to say AFK on games without a fucking keyboard.

No wonder those newbie vag-mongrels poned our l33t asses, we had three mutha-fuckin' stillborns on our stupid-ass-mo'fucking-team.

See stillborn, afk, halo, online games

4.

When someone specifically wants to sit in the backseat of a car. (opposite of calling "shotgun")

Person who wants backseat #1: "STILLBORN!"

Person who wants backseat #2: Dammit! Now I have to ride shotgun with the smelly driver! =(

See stillborn, shotgun, car, backseat, driving

5.

When a motha didn't want a baby, but he was born anyways.

"I didn't want the baby but he was still born."