Still-piss

What is Still-piss?


1.

When you take a number one in the urinal, some guy comes up to the one right NEXT to you causing you to glance over awkwardly. This creates a build-up of pressure on your urethra and you just freeze until the guy finishes and flushes. (at this point you should flush 4 seconds afterwards to avoid further awkwardness)

Dude: Hey man, I had a still-piss when that fat janitor took a number 2 in the urinal right next to me, i was dying of laughter on the inside.

Cashier: That's great...? sounds rather inconvienient...

Dude: just give me my receipt and stop going off in a tantrum about your urinal issues

Cashier: alright, alright... hey wait just a second...

See piss, still, pause, poop, shiz, juzz


85

Random Words:

1. means uhhhhmmmm well nothing at all i just want this on the internet yeah i rok(spelled wrong) umm...im still ummm here uhh duhh p.s. ..
1. Once the smartest school in Greeley, Colorado. Now experiencing brain drain and falling faster than the US auto companies. "You kn..
1. Performed in front of a large number of people between 2 or more people. Ipecac is ingested and the first to puke loses. A wager MUST be..