What is Sting Ring?
1.
Word used in reference to the burning sensation felt in your ass after eating something spicy or drinking a lot.
guy 1: That food was soooooo spicy!
guy 2: Seriously! I'm gonna have wicked bad sting ring tomorrow!
2.
The end result of eating spicy food. The stinging sensation, or burning, you feel during a bowel movement
Man, I should have never ate all those red chile enchiladas, I've got sting ring from hell.
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3.
burning sphincter from too much pooping or sweating or not enough wiping
Man, I've got sting ring.
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4.
Sting Ring as defined above is incredibly irritating and I suffered for years. The anal bacteria that cause it can be treated easily with Daktacort Cream which is available by prescription only (in the UK).
I think I must have worms cos I have terrible sting ring.
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5.
I'm back—the original "Weave"—after a 24-month hiatus.
For all of you cerebrally challenged cretins out there, please refrain from posing as the "real deal" under my pseudonym. Y'all can go fuck yourselves!
Now, back to the word "Sting Ring."
Sting ring can be aptly defined as the itchy, stinging sensation experienced by your asshole after "dropping a deuce." This can be caused by a combination of salty perspiration and anal bacteria produced by the process of
defecation. The itching/burning sensation can become so intense that you have flirted with the idea of sticking a
spool of steel wool into your sphincter and act as if you're grating cheese to alleviate the indescribable itch, bitch!!
Man, oh man. I've got the worst case of sting ring right now. Can I use your wife's hairbrush while I retreat to the bathroom and grate a pound of Romano cheese?
